This is my life.

[bekindtostrangers]

Aunt: Do you know you have black nail polish on?
Me: Huh. I wonder how that got there.
Aunt: Why do you wear that?
Me: I was wearing gray the other day. Brown before that. I need to find my navy...
Aunt: Why don't you wear something normal like red or pink?
Me: I used to wear one called Mrs. O'Leary's BBQ. You're from Chicago, you should understand.
Aunt: :laughs:
Me: It was about the color of that cup. :points to coffee cup:
Aunt: You should wear that. Black is so trashy.
Me: Good thing you're not wearing it!

Trufax.

Comments

[diluted-thought.livejournal.com]

THIS.

[sarijw.livejournal.com]

I can stick you in my pocket and keep you, yes?

[diluted-thought.livejournal.com]

I don't know.

Maybe you should try wearing RAZZMATAZZ or RASPBERRY instead of BLACK. <<

[sarijw.livejournal.com]

What color is RAZZMATAZZ? Cuz that sounds fun.

I like how Firefox thinks RAZZMATAZZ is a real word.

[diluted-thought.livejournal.com]

But it is, according to Wikipedia.

AND IT EXISTS, FOR THE PURPOSE OF MY FUCKING ICON.

[shutterloubug.livejournal.com]

*waggles black fingernails* yay let's be trashy together!

I don't understand what this pink business is all about. You're not Malibu Barbie, dude.

[cordelia989.livejournal.com]

Awesome! Mine were brown... but now they're back to natural color