Who knew sleeping could be so dangerous?

[bekindtostrangers]

I almost DIED this morning not really. Last week, my kitten, Mr. Asshole, Moe, broke a perfume bottle. Thought it would be fun to knock it off the bureau and see what happens. IT BROKE, MOE, THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED. This is also the kitteh who eats eyeglasses and sits on gas stove burners, while they’re on.

I didn’t say he was a smart kitten.

So, he knocks over the perfume bottle but it looked like it broke into four big chunks, so I picked those up and tossed them away and the bedroom smelled overbearingly like that perfume for a week. Yay carpet!

Apparently, a small nugget of glass got into the bed. I rolled over at about 4:15 this morning and felt something sharp. Reached down and felt my leg and it and my fingers now, were wet. So I hopped out of bed (my first and foremost concern was getting blood on my PRISTINE white sheets–which happened, damn it) and turned on the light and yep, blood everywhere. Four small cuts, in a perfect line, along the side of my thigh. The bleeding’s slowed a bit, but I don’t think it’s stopped yet.

This is a really great way to start a Thursday. I recommend it for everyone.

Comments

[shutterloubug.livejournal.com]

Gee, that's a great way to wake up. Who would have thought to be on the lookout for glass shards in bed??

*bandaids you up*

(and hopefully you get your sheets clean! sad. on the white sheets too.)

[sarijw.livejournal.com]

Sheets are good. Er. Were, until someone decided to sick up on them. Grumble. I need a set of sheets that is the perfect shade of tabby/black/orange cat hair/blood/sick up/dust. Sears, maybe? (I apparently have a thing for Sears of late.)

[shutterloubug.livejournal.com]

Sears will totally have that shade. They have everything.

[sarijw.livejournal.com]

Yeah but...Sears is kinda...ehrm...ghetto, here.

Also? ICON LOVE. Share?

[shutterloubug.livejournal.com]

And the tabby/black/orange cat hair/blood/sick/dust coloured sheets are TOTALLY non-ghetto. My mistake.

And you can has icon! Steal away!

[sarijw.livejournal.com]

I DON'T SEE YOU DUSTING YOUR HOUSE. SLOB.

Thanks!

[shutterloubug.livejournal.com]

I am hurt. YOU HURT MY INSIDES.

[sarijw.livejournal.com]

They have medicine for that, you know.

[shutterloubug.livejournal.com]

>:

[linnicole.livejournal.com]

OMG! Your cat sounds hilarious...and that is exactly the reason why the cat is not allowed in the house. ;oP

[sarijw.livejournal.com]

I have threeeee. Kill me. Moe, whom you've already met here, Marvin, who weighs 40 lbs (um...literally...) if he weighs an ounce and Reese, my fabulously-Halloweeny all-black kitty. Moe is the only cat who's ever behaved the way he does. I'm convinced it's because his birth mama was a whore.

[chicklet73.livejournal.com]

*sends Band-Aids*

[sarijw.livejournal.com]

Thanks!