A typical conversation.

Dad: I was going to make the ham but I didn't feel like it. We could get fried chicken.
Kip: We could grill something.
Me: Neh.
Dad: Well, what do you want then?
Me: BRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSS.

 

Also, I am convinced Da Vinci was a time traveler. Just so you know.

This is turning into a weekly feature.