Tweets for Today

• Tuesday. Well, better than Monday.
• To my fellow Twitterans: next week would've been my parents' 30th anniversary. Question is: should I do something special for my dad?
• Sue: "That is totally bizzaro."
• Remember that disgruntled employee thing? Keep that in mind.
• Is displeased.
• I want a giant plastic ice cream cone for my kitchen table.
• Wouldn't it? But alas, it would not match the wooden pineapple.
• Does anyone know why my dog is licking the door frame?

From twitter.com/flipfloppery.