Recipe for awesome:

[bekindtostrangers]

Fuzzy Navels:

1 part peach schnapps (lots of this part)
1 part orange juice
1 part lemonade

Put in a highball glass, top with ice and serve.

I plan on putting lots of these in my belly.

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Comments

[shutterloubug.livejournal.com]

Pshaw, no problem! You'll be sotally tober.

WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A COP

[sarijw.livejournal.com]

"Son, your eyes look a little bloodshot, have you been drinking?"

"Your eyes look a little glazed, ossifer, have you been eating donuts?"

Re: WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A COP

[shutterloubug.livejournal.com]

LMAO THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER YOU WIN THE MOST IN THE WORLD.

Re: WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A COP

[sarijw.livejournal.com]

THE MOST LIQUOR AMIRITE?

(It took me like three tries to spell that right. And more to spell "tries" right. I should slow down?)

Re: WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A COP

[shutterloubug.livejournal.com]

THAT IS YOUR PRIZE YAY!

(And perhaps to slow down a tad. I don't want to peel you off the floor later. Or the ceiling.)

Re: WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A COP

[sarijw.livejournal.com]

(shhh)